Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Words of Wisdom on the PhD

I received this as an e-mail and I think it is interesting and helpful.  don't know what happened to points 1-6.  But I think it is interesting to think about all of those things they don't tell us in graduate school and the things we should know upon leaving.
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The posting below gives some excellent - and at the same time humorous - advice on completing your PhD. . It is Chapter 2 - The PhD, in the book What They Didn't Teach You in Graduate School: 199 Helpful Hints for Success in Your Academic Career by Paul Gray and David E. Drew. who are professors at Claremont Graduate University in California, one in information systems and the other in education. Between them they were students in 6 graduate programs, taught full time at 7 universities, and mentored over 50 PhDs, many of whom are now tenured professors. Copyright 2008 by Stylus Publishing, LLC. Cartoons copyright 2008 by Matthew Henry Hall. Published by Stylus Publishing , LLC, 22883 Quicksilver Drive Sterling, Virginia 20166-2102.

It can be argued that you do job hunting (the subject of chapter 3) before you receive the PhD. However, the PhD is the prize you seek above all from your graduate experience. We therefore discuss it first.

(editors note: the numbering does indeed start at #7).

7. Finish your PhD as early as possible. Don't feel that you need to create the greatest work that Western civilization ever saw. Five years from now the only thing that will matter is whether you finished. If you don't finish, you are likely to join the ranks of "freeway flyers," holding multiple part-time teaching jobs.

8. Be humble about your PhD. You don't need to flaunt the degree. Everyone has one. Many of your colleagues, both in your institution and outside it, will be put off if you sign everything "Doctor" or "Jane Jones, PhD" In fact, the main use for Doctor is making reservations at a restaurant. When you call and ask for a table for four for Doctor Jones, you will get more respect and often better seating.

9. Remember that a PhD is primarily an indication of survivorship. Although the public at large may view your doctorate as a superb intellectual achievement and a reflection of brilliance, you probably know deep in your heart that it is not. It represents a lot of hard work on your part over a long period of time. You probably received help from one or more faculty to get over rough spots. Your family, be it parents or spouse, stayed with you over the vicissitudes of creating the dissertation. You stuck with it until it was done, unlike the ABDs (All But Dissertation), people who complete all the other requirements but bail out before they finish their dissertations.

10. A PhD is a certification of research ability based on a sample of 1. The PhD certifies that you are able to do quality research. Unlike the MD, which requires extensive work with patients followed by years of internship and residency, the PhD is based on a single sample, your dissertation. The people who sign your dissertation are making a large bet on your ability to do quality research again and again in the future.

11. A PhD is a license to reproduce and an obligation to maintain the quality of your intellectual descendants. Once you are a PhD, it is possible for you (assuming you are working in an academic department that offers a PhD program) to create new PhDs. Even if your department does not offer a PhD, you can be called upon to sit on PhD examining committees either in your own or in neighboring institutions. This is a serious responsibility because you are creating your intellectual descendants. Recognize that if you vote to pass someone who is marginal or worse, that PhD in turn is given the same privilege. If candidates are not up to standard, it is likely that some of their descendants will also not be. Unlike humans whose intergeneration time is 20 years, academic intergeneration times are 5 years or less. Furthermore, a single individual may supervise 50 or more PhDs over a 30-year career.

12. You must have the PhD in hand before you can move up the academic ladder. The world is full of ABDs. We talked about them briefly in Hint 9 and will again in Hint 161. ABDs may be much abler and more brilliant than you but they didn't possess the stamina (or the circumstances) to finish the degree. In our judgment, being an ABD is the end of the academic line.

13. Be aware that the key danger point in any doctoral program is the one where you leave highly structured coursework (Phase 1) and enter the unstructured world of the qualification examination and the dissertation (Phase 2). Here are two strategies to help you navigate Phase 2:

1. Stay in touch with your professors, especially your adviser. One of us insists that students come in for a meeting each week, even if nothing happened. Just the fear of not being able to report anything stimulates the mind.
2. Meet regularly, ideally every week, for lunch or dinner or afternoon coffee, with two or three fellow graduate students who are also struggling with Phase 2. Compare notes and progress.

14. A special note for the part-time student working on the dissertation. Although all PhD students used to be on campus and often worked as teaching or research assistant part-time, in many fields today that attract midcareer students (for example, education) the norm is to work at an off-campus job full-time and on the PhD part-time. Others, such as computer science students, develop an idea for a start-up company (e.g., one of the founders of Google) and drift from full-time to part-time. We applaud part-time PhD students. This hint is addressed to these students.

If you are working on your PhD part time, you will find it difficult enough in Phase 1 to tell your boss that you can't attend that nighttime budget crisis meeting or tell your spouse that you can't go to your child's soccer game because you must be in class. It is even more difficult when you're in Phase 2 to tell him or her that you won't be there because you must be home, in your study, staring at a black computer screen trying to get past writer's block.

As a part-time student, you need to find ways (in addition to suggestions 1 and 2 in Hint 13) to be physically present on campus. You can do so in many ways, such as spending time writing in a library carrel (1). Physical presence is important psychologically. If you never visit campus and become caught up in your work and family activities, you face the danger that your uncompleted PhD program can begin to seem like something you used to do in a faraway time and place.

15. Avoid Watson's Syndrome. Named by R.J. Gelles, this syndrome is a euphemism for procrastination (2). It involves doing everything possible to avoid completing work. It differs from writer's block in that the sufferer substitutes real work that distracts from doing what is necessary for completing the dissertation or for advancing toward an academic career. The work may be outside or inside the university. Examples given by Gelles include:
* remodeling a house
* a never-ending literature review (after all, new papers are being published all the time and they must be
  referenced)
* data paralysis-making seemingly infinite Statistical Analysis System (SAS) and Statistical Package for
  Social Sciences (SPSS) runs
*  perfectionism that doesn't let you submit until you think it is perfect (and it never is perfect)

If you suffer from Watson's Syndrome, finding a mentor (see Hint 5) who pushes you to finish will help you get done. For many, however, particularly those who always waited until the night before an examination to begin studying, the syndrome is professionally fatal.

16. Celebrate your PhD! When you hand in your signed dissertation and pay the last fee that the university exacts from you, go out and Celebrate! Celebrate! Celebrate! You've achieved something marvelous, and you are one of a very small number in the population who can say you are a PhD. A rough calculation shows that about 3 of 400 adults in the United States hold a PhD. Attaining a PhD is a big deal! Honor that.

A PhD, like life, is a journey. It marks the end of one stage and the beginning of what lies ahead. Don't fail to appreciate the moment of your accomplishment. Yes, other big moments await you. But like almost every PhD, you never had a moment this big, and it will be a long time before you have another one that matches it.
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The library is a large building filled with books and journals. It functions sort of like Google, but deeper.-based on R.J. Gelles, "Watson's Syndrome,"

Saturday, May 30, 2009

2 songs because it's my home stretch

So I am in my last week of my M.A. program and then it will officially be summer.  Time to re-read Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince before the movie comes out and to read New Moon and the other books in the Twilight series.  And of course to work on school papers, communication conference presentations and other things to "get a head start" on my Ph.D.  

It is also summer because my small mountain town has multiplied times ten in the last two weeks with tourists and vacationers.  Its a good thing I live outside city limits and live five minutes away from "the bar."  With this has come bonfires, PBR drinking, and dancing to bluegrass in the wee morning hours.  My friend also just left for Wisconsin last night because she is pregnant and in need of help from her parents.  She announced her marriage last night and we celebrate complete with again campfire, PBR, and bluegrass.  We also took pictures of the happy couple and I think for the first time in my life I was considered a bride's maid.  They danced to Wagon Wheel (Old Crow song) and partied it up.  It was the start to my summer even though I still have a paper to write, and a presentation to give.  

My goal this summer is to live up this mountain living because I may never do it again until I am old and grey.  So it is time for BBQ, hikes, the lake, camping in a new tent, and loving the people around me who have so graciously let me into their lives for the last is it two years (maybe three.)  It's been a blast and I can't wait to make this summer memorable.

So two songs...love songs...for those I love...and for the place I live.

Natalia Zuckerman's, Only Trees
I can't find the lyrics for this song but sometimes we have to experience the performance and shy away from textocentrism.
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Second...
Yellow Brick Road, Kris Delmhorst
This is a song dedicated to me...because yes...everything is about me
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I'm off to see the wizard in his castle on the hill
And I never once have known him and I do not know him still
Because his face it is magnificent but you'll never see his hands
And the way he throws his voice around I don't know where he stands

I'm off to see the wizard with his curtain and his crowd
But my hands are not trembling and my head it is not bowed
Cause I'm not looking for any answers, no truths to be revealed
All that I am asking is to show me something real

I'm not on no yellow brick road, got a mind and a heart and guts of my own
I'm not looking for a one to set me free
I'm not on no yellow brick road, I'll find my own way home
I'm just looking for someone to walk with me

Hey you behind the curtain tell me what is it you see:
From where you sit does it appear that everyone is on their knees?
Their eyes are wide and hopeful and the line grows at the door
Do you sit up there and wonder how you'll ever give them more?

Well I'm not on no yellow brick road, got a mind and a heart and guts of my own
I'm not looking for a one to set me free
I'm not on no yellow brick road, I'll find my own way home
I'm just looking for someone

Don't say that it's not lonely up above the crowd
Don't tell me you don't find yourself longing for the ground
And when I asked him one more time won't you tear the curtain down,
He said don't you know there's nothing here but me,
And I said baby who'd you think I came to see?

I'm not on no yellow brick road, got a mind and a heart and guts of my own
I'm not looking for a one to set me free
I'm not on no yellow brick road, I'll find my own way home
I'm just looking for someone to walk with me
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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Swan Dive and Iowa

I hadn't heard this song but coincidentally I heard it the week leading up to AND at the Madison Progressive 100th Anniversary concert.  It's Swan Dive by Ani DiFranco.  I have been under a lot of pressure lately and this song helps me to deal with it.  Kathryn do this, Kathryn write this paper, work at this job, teach this class, work this job...argh!  You know the drill-sometimes people expect too much and you just have to live for yourself-jump from the high place and feel the cool breeze on your face as you fly instead of sink.  I just have to remember to be true to myself-do what I think I need to do and not what others think I should do.  And I have to keep my principles strong, balanced but radical.  So this is my song to myself.  Yay!

Swan Dive: Ani Difranco:

cradling the softest, warmest part of you in my hand
feels like a little baby bird fallen from the nest
i think that your body is something i understand
i think that i'm happy, i think that i'm blessed

i've got a lack of inhibition
i've got a loss of perspective
i've had a little bit to drink
and it's making me think
that i can jump ship and swim
that the ocean will hold me

that there's got to be more
than this boat i'm in


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cuz they can call me crazy if i fail
all the chance that i need
is one-in-a-million
and they can call me brilliant
if i succeed
gravity is nothing to me, moving at the speed of sound
i'm just going to get my feet wet
until i drown


and i teeter between tired
and really, really tired
im wiped and im wired but i guess its just as well
because i built my own empire
out of car tires and chicken wire
and i'm queen of my own compost heap
and i'm getting used to the smell

and i've got a lack of information
but i got a little revelation
and i'm climbing up on the railing
trying not to look down
i'm going to do my best swan dive
in the shark-infested waters
i'm gonna pull out my tampon 
and start splashing around


'cuz i don't care if they eat me alive
i've got better thing to do than survive

i've got a memory of your warm skin in my hand
and i've got a vision of blue sky and dry land

i'm cradling the hardest, heaviest part of me in my hand
the ship is pitching and heaving, my limbs are bobbing and weaving
and i think this is what i understand
i just need a little vaccination for my far-away vacation
i'm going to go ahead boldly because a little bird told me
that jumping is easy, that falling is fun

up until you hit the sidewalk, shivering, stunned

and they can call me crazy if i fail
all the chance that i need
is one-in-a-million
and they can call me brilliant
if i succeed

gravity is nothing to me
moving at the speed of sound
i'm just gonna get my feet wet
until i drown...




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Iowa by Dar Williams is also something played at the Progressive show is a song I had purposely tried to avoid for various reasons. But then my wonderful colleague told me some things that made me think of this song.
I want to give it to her because of her current troubles. Plus how could this song not remind me of the midwest and Luther College. What a great place, what an awful place, what a place it was.
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Iowa: Dar Wlliams
I've never had a way with women,
but the hills of Iowa make me wish that I could
And I've never found a way to say "I love you", 
but if the chance came by, oh, I, I would

But way back where I come from, we never mean to bother, 
we don't like to make our passions other people's concern
And we walk in the world of safe people, 
and at night we walk into our houses and burn.

(chorus:)
Iowa, Iowa, Iowa, Iowa, Iowa, Iowa, Iowa
Iowa, Iowa, Iowa, Iowa, Iowa, Iowa, Iowa

How I long to fall just a little bit, 
to dance out of the lines and stray from the light
But I fear that to fall in love with you 
is to fall from a great and gruesome height
So I asked a friend about it, on a bad day, 
her husband had just left her, she sat down on the chair he'd left behind
She said, "What is love? Where did it get me? 
Whoever thought of love is no friend of mine."


(chorus)

Once I had everything, I gave it up 
for the shoulder of your driveway and the words I've never felt
And so for you, I came this far across the tracks, 
ten miles above the limit and with no seatbelt (and I'd do it again)
For tonight I went running through the screen doors of discretion, 
for I woke up from a nightmare that I could not stand to see:
You were a-wandering out on the hills of Iowa 
and you were not thinking of me.


chorus
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Kate and Allie

Has anyone seen Kate & Allie an old sitcom with Susan St. James and Allie played by Jane Curtain.  It is seriously one of the funniest shows and it is on Netflix watch it now, which, is how I got interested.  Of course it is the 80's and not perfect...but some of the episodes are particularly hilarious.

The following clip is pretty entertaining as it is situated in the context of the L word since it is the lesbian episode



But there are even funnier episodes and they all end with this theme song-the theme song at the end? What a concept. Anyway, I think it's super funny for what it is, a sort of prelude to Sex and the City...



Happy Cakes: The Best Place On Earth

A bakery that just makes cupcakes-sounds too good to be true. But at Happy Cakes, in Denver, cupcakes are their specialty. I became acquainted with the shop after one of my professors told me that she drives there from an outlying suburb-that's how good it is. So what started as a quaint relationship has now turned to deep passionate love-love for cupcakes. By now I have tried almost all of their flavors, my favorites include maple bacon, snickerdoodle, peanut butter cup, cosmo (which Martha Stewart mentioned in her magazine) but most of all Rum and Coke-yummy. While the regular sizes are great if you just stop by the store I would highly recommend pre-ordering the small sized cakes-the perfect one to two bite amuse bouche perfect amount of frosting to compliment the cake. They also make a jumbo size although I cannot imagine anyone choosing to order those.

So check it out: Just look for the Green Dot
HAPPY CAKES

Monday, April 6, 2009

I'll Change, Indigo Girls

I like this song, couldn't find the lyrics anywhere yet since Poseidon and the Bitter Bug by the Indigo Girls is so new. But I like it, I think it will always hold a special place in my heart...

download it on itunes

now

Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Fray: You Found Me

Posting this song because...



Lyrics


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check out link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obhdTlImFBo