Dear Elphaba

Dear Elphie,

My little green bubble. We have had many good times together u and i. We have traveled to two different MWMF together, we have driven to Denver many a time, and up and down the mountain canyon. We have seen from Colorado to Washington DC and many stops along the way. We have seen friends, lovers, acquaintances, and people I honestly don't like very much between your walls. We have been through oil changes, and wiper exchanges and that popped tire that one time. There has been the crack in the windshield that has grown so ever bigger. You have made me friends and probably enemies with your outrageously gay stickers for peace, justice, and equality. Sadly I feel our time coming to an end-dwindling and idling by. You see we were once so happy together but now in the days ahead of driving up and down a mountain you are no longer the kind of bubble i need. you see elphie i need reliability, the kind that can only come with four wheel drive, I need a back window wiper for the icy snow days ahead. I need anti- skid protection, and if possible heated seats. I love you elphie my dear bubble with 50 mpg gas mileage and 6 disc cd changer. I love so many things about you, but sadly you are no longer what I need. I wish I could keep you but alas my budget and my heart cannot stand the strain of two relationships fighting for my heart and attention. So I have to say goodbye Elphie you will be missed, you are my baby, my freedom, my pleasure and my love. But it is on to new and different things something like a Subaru Outback wagon perhaps-a girl can dream you know.

Take care Elphie and stay calm like you always do,
Kathryn