Ha ha!!

Because I recently got food poisoning from eating some bad Thai food (and I hate that it was Thai food because I love Thai food and I don't like that it gives off the impression that ethnic cuisine is somehow unclean, not sanitary, full of unknown ingredients etc)....but sadly it was Thai food (vegetables, tofu, and sauce) that made me incredibly ill and now I never want to see or smell it again let alone ingest it into my body.

Once the throwing up eased I was privileged enough to drink all of my meals. The only thing I really wanted was purple Gatorade which I drank a shit ton of. In light of this I was debating with someone the other day whether or not if one drank enough colored beverages (for example purple Gatorade) if it would turn ones urine that color or any color other than a shade of yellow. The consensus was probably not. But I know that I have taken certain meds and they have changed the color of my urine...so I figured now was as good a time as any to try the experiment. I drank probably five large things of purple Gatorade in like three days maybe four or five and I can say my pee has not turned any interesting colors.

However, and this may gross some people out but I think it is fascinating-maybe Elka from the KELKA Planet Podcast would agree or offer some insight-but my poo turned NEON GREEN. I am not talking like baby poop green from eating too many green beans the night before (and believe me I would know) but I am talking like it lit up the toilet a little butt I mean bit. Is this from my Gatorade consumption? I mean I have to assume so but honestly it is a little mystifying. So if you know why ones poo would turn such a bright color please let me know all you wanna be doctors and scientists in my life?

Ok the end love muah or mua!!